There's a low droning hum that roughly 2% of humans can hear and the other 98% think they're making up. No equipment can record it. No investigation has found it. It exists across the entire world. Sufferers have searched their neighborhoods at midnight, moved cities, and had their hearing checked — perfect, every time. Some blame it on a mind-control weapon. The real answer? We genuinely don't have one.

"Experts" are losing their minds over a wave of new Bigfoot sightings this month. You'll notice I haven't included a recent photo with this post — because there isn't one. We all carry camera phones now and somehow nobody's managed a quick snap. Anyway, people are freaking out because Bigfoot activity hasn't been documented like this since the '70s. So it's probably legit.

Every few months, somewhere on Earth, the sky just... booms. No storm. No plane. No earthquake. Just a massive, unexplained crack from above that rattles windows and sends people outside to stare at nothing. They've been reported for centuries on every continent. The Japanese call them "cries from the sea." Scientists confirmed in 2020 they come from the atmosphere. What causes them? Absolutely nobody knows.

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