OpenAI paid $7 billion to buy back its own employees' shares. Within 72 hours, its COO of 8 years walked. Then the chief revenue officer. Then the head of ethics — with no announcement at all. The company says it's just a pre-IPO reshuffle. Sure it is. Watch now.

The Mariana Trench sits at nearly 11,000 metres. Pressure down there exceeds 1,000 atmospheres. Two men reached it in 1960 using a steel sphere filled with gasoline. The craft they used was designed by a guy who looked like a mad scientist and had already flown higher than anyone alive. Watch now.

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Fake police pulled over a truck outside Turin. They removed the driver, left him on the side of the road, and drove off with 413,793 limited edition Formula 1 Kit Kats. Ten days before Easter. The internet made memes. The thieves made money. Here’s how it worked.

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